“Blaze of Glory” (1989) – Joe Jackson

“Blaze of Glory” (1989) – Joe Jackson * Written and produced by Joe Jackson * Single: “Blaze of Glory” / “Rant and Rave” * LP: Blaze of Glory * Label: A&M Records

Joe Jackson, the British singer-songwriter known for stylistic shifts and melodic pastiche, submitted a new articulation of the Johnny story in 1989. It was reminiscent enough of Bad Company’s “Shooting Star,” reshuffling its acoustic guitar-driven Is, Vs, and VIIbs, to seem like a slightly irritated attempt to fill some of that song’s psychological holes. What Bad Company didn’t tell us, according to Jackson, was that Johnny’s skill didn’t matter so much as a “look in his eye” and an ability to make “young girls cry.” Johnny was exploited, he misled legions of imitators, and someone should possibly pay.

His ghost also haunts Memphis, which means that Jackson is likely singing about Elvis and his lesser ilk, and that Jackson is therefore canceling out all elements of natural musical prowess so important to Chuck Berry’s version of the story. Maybe that’s his way of saying Berry misunderstood the true mechanics of Johnny’s world. But then this happens: the horns near the end start quoting “On Broadway,” the 1963 Drifters song where an African American declares determination to get his name in lights because he can “play this here guitar.” And we end up right back in Berry’s original dream.

“Johnny Hit and Run Paulene” (1980) – X

“Johnny Hit and Run Paulene” (1983) * Written by John Doe and Exene * Produced by Ray Manzarek * LP: Los Angeles  * Label: Slash

X became the vibrant Los Angeles punk scene’s spokespeople, doing themselves a historiographical favor by calling their first album Los Angeles and getting LA rock icon Ray Manzarek (the Doors’ keyboardist) into the producer’s chair. They also had a memorability knack – the dual lead vocals of Exene and John Doe could sound arrestingly tribal, and the guitar work of Billy Zoom was as rock ‘n’ roll classicist as that of the Sex Pistols’ Steve Jones.  The song on the debut LP that stuck in most listeners’ heads was “Johnny Hit and Run Paulene,” a dutiful punk mangle-up of the Johnny myth, complete with a close-enough “Johnny B. Goode” guitar intro, in which “go Johnny go” had implications of drug-fueled sexual violence. It was a demonstration of how the iconoclastic turn, in rock ‘n’ roll, often serves traditionalism just fine.

“Gloria” (live) (1977) – The Cortinas

“Gloria (live)” (1977) – The Cortinas * Written by Van Morrison * LP: For Fucks Sake Plymouth * Label: Bristol Archive Records

The Bristol punk gang of five called the Cortinas, who were done by 1978 after two singles and a neglected studio album, are captured in this live show with a nuanced understanding of how the “Johnny” myth functioned in rock ‘n’ roll. Punk may have declared decimation as its ultimate end, but in this live recording the Cortinas demonstrate the persistence of certain traditional mandates. It doesn’t matter if they’re being ironic. They end with Larry Williams’ “Slow Down,” quote Jimi Hendrix’s “Third Stone from the Sun,” and use a cover of Them’s “Gloria” to introduce the band. It won’t spoil anything to reveal that lead singer Jeremy Valentine, now a professor of cultural theory at Queen Margaret University in Edinburgh, introduces all five members (starting at 1:44) as “Johnny.” He puts his whole heart into each introduction. He seems to know that they too were bye-bye shooting stars and that rockers didn’t need to physically die to play out the Johnny pattern. When you think about it, the majority of all rock musicians are Johnnys who all die in metaphorical ways at least, and then get reincarnated. The Cortinas knew this.

“Shooting Star” (1975) – Bad Company

“Shooting Star” (1975) – Bad Company * Written by Paul Rodgers * Produced by Bad Company * LP: Straight Shooter * Label: Atlantic/Swan Song

Chuck Berry’s “Johnny” saga got a contemporary reboot with Bad Company’s “Shooting Star,” which appeared at the heart of their Straight Shooter album. (It name checks “Love Me Do” and borrows the opening chord sequence for John(ny) Lennon’s “You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away.”) The “shoot” motif reminds us of the rat-tat-tat-tat-tat of the “Johnny B. Goode” riff, an allusion to powerful weaponry, the likes used by short-lived but legendary figures such as Scarface, Stagger Lee, or Jimi “Machine Gun” Hendrix. Lyrically, Bad Company vocalist and “Shooting Star” songwriter Paul Rodgers didn’t overextend himself in the analysis department. When he sings “Johnny died one night” we assume that he burned out far too young and had far too much of the booze and downers by his head. But maybe the basic info is all listeners needed in the by-then familiar post-Hendrix/ Joplin/ Morrison understanding that in pop music, the rise is the fall (and then the fall can be the re-rise).

The dice on the cover beg for numerological interpretation, so here goes. The 11 is a (Johnny-esque) “natural” that wins in craps on a coming-out roll. What about the serial number 3917? Its digits add up to 20 (3+9+1+7), which boil down to 2 (2+0, same as 1+1). I’ll interpret this 2 as an acknowledgment of a  second iteration of the Johnny story. You can interpret it your own way, because that’s how numerology works.

“Bye Bye Johnny” (1960) – Chuck Berry

“Bye Bye Johnny” (1960) * Written by Chuck Berry * 45: “Bye Bye Johnny” / “Worried Life Blues” * LP: Rockin’ at the Hops * Label: Chess

“Johnny B. Goode” (1958) is both the official anthem of rock ‘n’ roll and its unofficial folk song, telling the story of a musical country boy hitting the big time. Like with so many of Berry’s songs, it’s hard to imagine something so all-encompassing being a documented human creation. Although it’s clear Chuck Berry was singing about a version of himself (he reports in his autobiography that “country boy” was first slated to be “colored boy”), part of its fascination has to do with him also narrating a version of the Elvis myth as it unfolded. As Dave Marsh wrote in The Heart of Rock and Soul, “if you could identify with either Presley or Berry” when listening, “there was a chance you could identify with both.”

The 1960 sequel “Bye Bye Johnny” appeared the same year Elvis returned from the Army, after which he’d focus on the “motion pictures out in Hollywood” phase of his career, just as Johnny was about to do. The “bye bye” sentiment in the title refrain referred directly to Johnny leaving home, but it had more to do, presciently and symbolically, with a sort of departure from pure musicality and therefore authenticity—the notion of “movie/TV stink” that’s arisen in these pages—that we would see in Elvis. With “Bye Bye Johnny,” Chuck Berry is singing about how the rise is the fall, the essential pop music success conundrum.

“Johnny B. Goode” (1958) – Chuck Berry

“Johnny B. Goode” (1958) – Chuck Berry * Written by Chuck Berry * Produced by Leonard Chess and Phil Chess * 45: “Johnny B. Goode” / “Around and Around” * LP: Chuck Berry Is on Top (1959) * Label: Chess * Billboard Charts: Hot 100 (#8); R&B (#2)

Pop music lyrics serve up “Johnny” stories galore. As early as 1904, the first published version of the song “Frankie and Johnny” gave us a prototype of the cheatin’ song, with Johnny as the wrong-doer. In its many versions, he ends up shot. The Johnny in Lesley Gore’s “It’s My Party” (1963) was also a cheater and certainly provided grounds for different lyrics than what she sang. Something like this, maybe?: “Johnny and Judy just walked through the door / I met them with my 44.” In John Leyton’s “Johnny Remember Me,” a ghostly 1961 UK number 1, we are led to guess that the girl who sings the “Johnny” refrain is dead, but it could be that Johnny the lead vocalist is the one who’s dead. Another gunned-down cheater maybe? Chuck Berry’s 1958 Johnny is a refreshingly different kind of figure, a “Goode” country boy who doesn’t cheat at anything and earns his way to success. That famous, much-copied guitar riff, though, signifies so much, including the commanding rat-tat-tat-tat-tat of an automatic weapon and the jackhammering of machinery (of the technological and business variety), things that bring faster results but foul up country-boy simplicity. 

“Heydarbaba” (2008) – Sari Gelin Ensemble

“Heydarbaba” (2008) – Sari Gelin Ensemble * Written by Mohammad-Hossein Shariar and B. Kerimov * CD: Azerbaijan Traditional Music (2011) * Label: ARC Music

The notes on this disc on the ARC label credits the “emotive vocals” of the  Lök-Batan Folklore Group’s Zulfiya Mamedova, who’s female, but the bonus track at the end features an uncredited male vocalist. He’s Gochaq Askerov of the Sari Gelin Ensemble, and he’s singing a musical rendering of the Iranian Azerbaijani poet Mohammad-Hossein Shariar’s “Heydar Babaya Salam.” It’s a mountain of a poem expressing Shariar’s childhood memories of a real, geographical mountain near Tabriz, Iran. Written in the Azer dialect, the verses won a place in the hearts of all Turkic nations to the extent that it brought Shariar’s dialect acceptance in Iran, while certain phrases in the poem became Azeri idioms. A full translation of it can be seen at Azerbaijan International. Music credits go to “B. Kerimov,” who is also credited on YouTube versions by the Azerbaijani vocalist Rubabe Muradova (1930-1983). This track first appeared on the Sari Gerin Ensemble’s 2008 Music from Azerbaijan disc.

“Rail On” (1995) – Papa Wemba

“Rail On” (1995) – Papa Wemba * Written by Papa Wemba and Lokua Kanza * Produced by Stephen Hague * CD: Emotion * Label: Real World Records

The Congolese singer Papa Wemba adopted his stage name from his real-life situation as the oldest child of a family who had lost both parents by the time he was 24. Although the over-achiever had become a pan-African star by the early seventies, his 1995 Emotion album, with its slick production by Stephen Hague, found him making a deliberate play for the international market (including a cover of Otis Redding’s “Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa”). Oddly enough for the high energy rumba/soukous king, the album’s standout track and future fan-favorite was a low-key acoustic guitar number called “Rail On,” a collaboration with fellow Congolese singer-songwriter Lokua Kanza. Papa Wemba had normally sung in his native Lingala, but this song featured lyrics in Kiswahili with an English refrain. On April 23, 2016, he died on stage in Cote D’Ivoire, and since then the song has “railed on” further into even more of an African pop standard than it already was.

“Sorry You Asked?” (1995) – Dwight Yoakam

“Sorry You Asked?” (1995) – Dwight Yoakam * Written by Dwight Yoakam * Produced by Pete Anderson * CD: Gone * Label: Reprise * Billboard charts: #59 (Country)

Never a proper establishment country artist, Dwight Yoakam caught the US country airwaves via the west coast a la Buck and Merle. He was a honky tonk dance floor top ten regular during the first eight years of his discography (1986-1993), which included a bad-press fling with Basic Instinct-era Sharon Stone. His 1995 Gone album, though, would be the first one in the cult-country, low-to-no charting realm where he still abides. The leadoff track had big fun with his new rep as a crappy romantic partner, and stands as the world’s funniest breakup song. No other country radio offering before (or elsewhere, even Bob Dylan’s “Ballad in Plain D,” which also featured a meddling sister) contained such diagnostic lyrics as “well, we started having problems…” The mariachi trumpet comes off more as vindictive “Understand Your Man” Yoakam hokum than as “Ring of Fire” nostalgia. The trashed-up relationship scenario would become a comfortable go-to theme for Dwight in later songs like “Santa Can’t Stay” (1997) and “Intentional Heartache” (2005) (and his role as a full blown antagonist in the 1996 Sling Blade film monkeys with the persona), but “Sorry You Asked?” was the masterpiece.

“Swan’s Splashdown” (1966) – Perrey-Kingsley

“Swan’s Splashdown” (1966) – Perrey-Kingsley * Written by Jean-Jaques Perrey and Gershon Kinsley (Tchaikovsky uncredited) * LP: The In Sound from Way Out! * Label: Vanguard

On the back cover of this first album by Moog synthesizer trailblazers Jean-Jacques Perrey and Gershon Kingsley, the two men appear as studious music scientists dressed in lab coats. The dual meaning of the teen lingo LP title implies that they are also turning music inside out, exposing its inner essence to uncharted modes of interpretation. As Perrey made clear in an Incredibly Strange Music interview, though, he was primarily concerned with giving instrumental music the ability to express humor, something he considered to be a lost art.

Partnered with Kingsley (who wrote the original version of “Popcorn”), his work on this album and the follow-up, Kaleidoscopic Vibrations, demonstrates hard work at the laugh lab, sending up genres and familiar melodies with electronic squitches and squiggles. On “Swan’s Splashdown,” the Allegro Moderato section of “Danses des Cygnes” in Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake gets a honked-up dressing down. You will possibly think about that ballet’s duality-themed story of the good swan and evil swan and compare it to the musicians’ story of serious music and unserious music.

Or you may think about Proust’s Remembrance of Things Past, where the character Swann, in the fourth volume (“Sodom and Gomorrah”) thinks about the “binary rhythm which love adopts… bearing no close and necessary relation to the woman they love, but pass to one side of her, splash her, encircle her.” You may also wonder if SmashMouth were listening to this before concocting “Walkin’ on the Sun.”